Cafe Risque
17035 Se County Rd 234, Micanopy, FL, 32667
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Address :
17035 Se County Rd 234
Micanopy, FL, 32667 - Phone (352) 466-3803
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Opening Hours
- Mon :Open 24 hours
Specialities
- Takes Reservations : No
Delivery : No
Take-out : Yes
Accepts Credit Cards : Yes
Good for Kids : No
Good for Groups : Yes
Attire : Casual
Noise Level : Loud
Alcohol : No
Outdoor Seating : No
Has TV : No
Waiter Service : Yes
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Matthew B.
First strip club I've ever been to. Really sweet girls, good food, and reasonably priced
(4)Julie G.
As both a lesbian and avowed bon vivant (quantity over quality, I say) I spent the better part of a week looking forward to stopping at Cafe Risque on my way back from a wholesome weekend of family fun. In the days following up to my visit, I was intently set on ordering a fat stack of pancakes. However, upon entering the cafe, that all changed. As a connoisseur of fine cheeseburgers, I quickly ditched my breakfast plans and enthusiastically chose a bacon cheeseburger cooked medium well with all the fixings. When the waitress offered curly fries as a side option, my heart sank with glee. I must note, my fear that the ambiance would be depressing did not come to fruition. The music was HOPPING. And while I did not have a hankering for a lap dance, there was a hot second that I considered asking for a job application. Just in the nick of time, the waitress brought out our food and the smell of cooked animal diverted my attention to my lunch. I was NOT disappointed. My meal was absolutely delicious and I scarfed down every last crumb of curly fry. I would've licked the plate, but I wasn't entirely certain that sort of behavior would be welcomed or socially behavior in this setting. Next year, I will try the pancakes. Bon Apetit!
(4)George B.
I stopped in for breakfast not expecting much at 10:00 am on the 23rd. The server was especially exceptional, her name was Cherry, she was very congenial and kept us a hot cup of coffee. I was very impressed with the service and the food, I had eggs and bacon, (every thing is better with bacon) the thing I enjoyed the most was Cherry's openness talking to me and who I was with. I left a good tip. They were extremely reasonable, and Cherry made my whole drive to Orlando worth every cent I spent there. I would recommend stopping to anyone, it will be on my favorite spots to stop from now on!
(5)Aaron S.
The food was fantastic, we had burgers and salads. The scenery was adequate. Me being young, I have a very small "strike zone," but my buddies say it was decent.
(3)Rony M.
My first car was a silver Ford Mustang GT. When it had about 100 miles on it, my buddy was down from UF celebrating his birthday. Fresh from a night of raging at Tim Hardaway's club Firehouse Four, now Dolores But They Call Me Lolita, he tells me that I should've come up to Gainesville instead -- Bobby C. "My neighbors are twins, Tri-Delts and on the women's tennis team. They reserved the pool for 2 days of Hawaiian Luaus by day and late-night Pajama Parties. We're missing the most college days of our college lives." Rony MÅ. "You mean twins as in two of everything? Tri-Delts as in, "Try Delta everyone else has..." Tennis as in Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova? We need to leave NOW! This is like a party eclipse that only happens once every hundred years." So at dawn after having packed 5 swim trunks and no socks we set off for Gator Country. We we're driving 100 miles an hour to 'break the stang in' and hadn't made any stops but nature was finally calling. Hopped-up on adrenaline, testosterone and the need to use the restroom...we we're easy targets for Café Risqué's advertisements. Once inside I realized why the mafia should be involved in the adult entertainment industry -- Ambiance: I always complained about the dim lighting in strip clubs that made you bring blind friends to navigate or blacklights that made me stare uncomfortably at dandruff, now I know the reasons. Yes you could see more 'detail' on the dancers but it was mostly the combination of grime on the patrons, grease on plates and neon lighting from the Adult Shoppe that made me reconsider our decision to stop. Adult Shoppe: full of sex toys and lingerie for ladies, I couldn't understand it's presence in a diner. No self-respecting woman would ever risk the Risqué except to hand out code violations. What do truckers need with edible thongs and furry handcuffs anyway....best not to ask. Breakfast All Day: I wasn't hungry but we we're forced to order non-alcoholic drinks and a meal. I scanned the menu for the cheapest option, ham 'n eggs. I know it's completely psychosomatic but when it arrived I swear it was green eggs n' ham. Maybe because I was starting to feel sick because of the combination of naked gyrating flesh, smoke, and aerated cooking oil. Have you heard of the hip-hop artist named 2Chainz? Well they call me 2Flaskz because getting 'gintoxicated' was the only way out of this one. I spiked our drinks faster than you can say Junior Prom. Instead the locals played Evenflow by Pearl Jam and Ramblin' Man by the Allman Brothers Band. The 50-50 mix of methheads and coeds that were working danced the same way to every song so I guess it didn't really matter. Seeing men wear trucker hats that aren't being ironic, confederate flag seat covers and faded "Iraqis Thank President Bush, Why Can't You?" bumper stickers in the parking lot should tell you something. It's a risqué business but once I got down to eating my breakfast it was actually surprisingly good. Just unsettling that I had to eat it a yard's length away from a babymaker. If you're ever coming to or from G-ville on I-75 I'd stop for curiosity's sake, trust me you've never seen anything like it. As for the party, the twins were fraternal, tennis players are really into how much 'endurance' basketball players have, and sorority girls only use their wares to gain status in Greek social circles. It was worth it though, my friend Bobby met the women he'd later marry and have 2 daughters with while doing a keg-stand.
(2)Michael P.
Oh, gawd. I'm so conflicted. Where to begin? This is an out-of-the-way truck stop/cafe with naked dancing chicks. It's brightly lit, and the jukebox music the gals dance to is patron-fed so expect a few long pauses and everything coming to a screeching stop when enough songs aren't bought. I can't recommend the food since I didn't buy any, but my clothes smelled like diner steak & eggs when I went home. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Instantly washed the things I wore. Alright, the dancers. We're all flowers, so I'll try to be delicate. Most were large, a few were mothers of more than two children, and they seem to have all been practicing their Kegel exercises together. One of the waitresses was obviously meth'd out but she still managed to bring me bottled water in a timely fashion. I enjoy talking, and to whomever - these gals had interesting stories and all what you would guess them to be. Here's my conflict. Technically, this place should get zero stars as a whole, but I believe it should get 10 stars if someone said this place would be part of a trucker museum. Two stars is arbitrary. It should never go away, and should be kept as an oddity, or as a piece of Americana. In all my years, I've never seen anything like this anywhere in the world. As a keepsake, I bought my friend a button that says "I give private dances", and he wears it to work. Don't ask. Will I go back? No. Well, maybe if a daring friend who needs me as an excuse to go there asks me to. But, if you're reading a strip-club review, it means that you should go. Just don't touch anything. Don't order any food. And change into clean underwear afterwards, just like your mother always told you.
(2)Cynthia S.
I went here with my husband. We missed our exit and ended up here. The girls were sweet and hot! Very nice girls, very nice service, and yes, I would go again. We had food and it was very good. The girls were beautiful, non pushy, polite, and hot, we had more laughs, more smiles,and a feast for our eyes. What else do you want??
(4)Dan D.
Uh... If you're from the south, then you know. If you've ever driven down south, you have to have seen the signs. Being on tour, you do ALOT of driving. Living in a van with a bunch of dudes, you say and hear some pretty funny shit. But when you see bright yellow sign after bright yellow sign that says "WE BARE IT ALL - BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER" you have no choice but to stop - Regardless of how ashamed you KNOW you'd be if ANYONE but the dudes you were in the van with ever found out. It's about time I came clean. I've been here. It's amazing. I won't say whether or not it's a good amazing or a bad amazing. Just imagine 2 eggs over easy with bacon and toast. Then imagine a Reddick, FL native bringing it out to your table completely nude. I mean naked. If that's not enough, imagine eating it while that same Reddick, FL native gives the guy next to you a lap dance. That's all I am going to say. 5 stars to this place for the signage alone. The rest is up to you...
(5)Denny S.
Took my wife back to Cafe' Risque' for her birthday. It was her idea! We aren't kids and love this type entertainment. However this trip was a disappointment. Only one dancing girl with a real stripper's body. Others cute enough. But built like teeny boppers. As I wrote, we are grown ups. We prefer grown up well endowed strippers. They were short handed..or short female hot bodies.. So it was repeated acts by same little kids who weren't even exciting or entertaining. We've seen more action at the beach. Perhaps we went back too soon. Not something to do regularly. Still treated nicely and had good meal. Also,on this trip there were at least half dozen other couples there. Nice to see that for a change.
(3)David C.
There are strip clubs, and then there are diners with naked gyrating broads. The difference is breakfast. My girl and I had spent the weekend camping in Northern GA, and had loosely discussed stopping in to witness the locals 'baring all,' as the signs assured us they would. For the record, I wouldn't've gone in here without my lady, and even then I did so from a strictly anthropological perspective. I saw what I expected: a bunch of guys immediately getting very awkward when they realized a non-stripper girl was present; a huge delicious plate of fried eggs, toast, and potatoes (which was unexpected, I guess) and, yes, some naughty bits. The strippers were friendly enough, though I suppose that's their job, and there were way more people present at 11 PM on a Monday night than I ever would've expected. I did not try the burger.
(3)Chris G.
If you prefer your eggs fertilized, well then you have a lot in common with the staff here at Cafe Risque. And if you enjoy stretch marks and C-section scars with your breakfast, this is the place for you...
(1)Jake D.
I don't care if your from the south north east or west.... Stay away from cafe "risky" Ive seen the signs, they pulled me in, and I wish everyday I just kept driving. So I'll set it up for you. Myself and two friends are driving from ocala to gainesville. None of us had ever been and we all have been ACR's for 20+ years. So we decide to take our chances and stop. The building didn't look to be in bad shape and the cover charge was not much.... a couple of dollars I think, plus you have to buy a drink... a soda. They do not serve alcohol of any shape or form. The minute we stepped inside everything we had been picturing was blown out of the water. WOW.... there is literally about 10 seats facing a wall where the "talent" dance. a single pool table in a side room and a little shop... It is one small open room. the area where the "stripping" takes place is the size of an average living room. The second you sit down you order your drinks( i opted for bottled water) I hate to be like this but....WTF!!!! where do they get these girls. I was able to spot one very good looking girl and the others were just not attractive at all. Nasty, skanky (not the good kind) dirty and one was old enough to be my mother..... and looked pregnant. OMG. I know I'm being kind of an ass but geese. I am being 100% honest when i say this. I actually paid a girl to go away from me. Alright enough of that though, just understand Ive seen better at the local flea market. So in the interest of being thorough--- -the lap dances were expensive, something like 40 dollars for a couple minutes -if you do opt for a lap dance there is a camera 5 feet from your face and you are instructed to keep your hands behind your head. -when i was there the power cut off and the girls danced to nothing - there is about 7 girls working at one time depending on when your there, i imagine there are more on certain nights This is a full nude club though..... nothing, totally naked. That's about the only good thing i can say. Bottom line-- I don't know people..... I will never go back. Its definitely cheap enough to find out for yourself if you absolutely have to but I recommend to just keep driving. Ive known many people have been and nobody ever has a good story. There's no good coming out of this place. and for Gods Sake !!!!!!!DO!!!!!!NOT!!!!!!EAT!!!!!!THE!!!!!!FOOD!!!!!!!
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